The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Actor (1987)

Lloyd Bochner: Patrick Vaughn

Quotes 

• Stage Manager : Mr. Vaughn! Mr. Vaughn! Did you hgear about the cast change?

  Patrick Vaughn : Cast change?

  Stage Manager : Ronald Bromberg has come down with the flu! He won't be able to play the Sheriff!

  Patrick Vaughn : Well, who can take over the part?

  Dorothy : [Walks in dressed as a sheriff]  Hello.

  Stage Manager : She's the only one in the cast who fits into the costume!

• Patrick Vaughn : Ladies, I'm afraid I don't have the time now. I'm doing another project in town, and I have to meet with the director to discuss the nuances of the character I'll be portraying.

  Rose : Oh, I think I read about that. Aren't you playing a tangerine in a television commercial?

  Patrick Vaughn : Yes.

  Blanche : Ooh, how exciting! Have you ever been a fruit before?

  Patrick Vaughn : No, but having been in the musical theater for thirty years, I've had my share of offers.

• Patrick Vaughn : So what harm did I do?

  Rose : What harm did you do? You lied to everybody!

  Blanche : You, sir, are nothin' but a lowdown, carpet-bagging, scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!

  Dorothy : And another thing, you'll never WHAT?