The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Actor (1987)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

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Quotes 

• Patrick Vaughn : Ladies, I'm afraid I don't have the time now. I'm doing another project in town, and I have to meet with the director to discuss the nuances of the character I'll be portraying.

  Rose : Oh, I think I read about that. Aren't you playing a tangerine in a television commercial?

  Patrick Vaughn : Yes.

  Blanche : Ooh, how exciting! Have you ever been a fruit before?

  Patrick Vaughn : No, but having been in the musical theater for thirty years, I've had my share of offers.

• Patrick Vaughn : So what harm did I do?

  Rose : What harm did you do? You lied to everybody!

  Blanche : You, sir, are nothin' but a lowdown, carpet-bagging, scallywag! And as God is my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!

  Dorothy : And another thing, you'll never WHAT?

• Rose : I feel so common, so cheap... so used. How do you usually deal with that Blanche?

  Blanche : ...Rose, just for that I'm going to flush the toilet tonight while your taking a shower.