Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Pilot (2000)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Lorelai : Please, Luke. Please, please, please!
Luke Danes : How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai : None.
Luke Danes : Plus?
Lorelai : Five, but yours is better.
Luke Danes : You have a problem.
Lorelai : Yes, I do.
[Luke fills her cup]
Luke Danes : Junkie.
Lorelai : Angel. You've got wings, baby.
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Lorelai : You really like my table, don't you?
Joey : I was just... uh
Lorelai : Getting to know my daughter.
Joey : Your...
Rory : Are you my new daddy?
Joey : Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And-and-and you do not look like a daughter.
Lorelai : That's possibly very sweet of you. Thanks.
Joey : So. Daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.
Lorelai : She's sixteen.
Joey : Bye.
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Lorelai : So who is he?
Rory : There's no guy.
Lorelai : Dark hair, romantic eyes, looks a little dangerous?
Rory : This conversation is over.
Lorelai : Tattoos are good too.
Rory : I don't wanna change school because of all the reasons I've already told you a thousand times. If you don't wanna believe me, that's fine. Goodnight.
Lorelai : Does he have a motorcycle? 'Cause if you're gonna throw your life away he'd better have a motorcycle!
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Lorelai : [Michel is ignoring the phone] Michel, the phone.
Michel : Mmm-hmm. It rings.
Lorelai : Can you answer it?
Michel : No, people are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them.
Lorelai : You know who's really nice to talk to? The people at the unemployment agency.
Michel : [He pickes up the phone] Independence Inn, Michel speaking.
[pause]
Michel : No, I'm sorry, we're completely booked.
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Lorelai : What do you need? Hot tea, coffee?
Rory : Lip gloss.
Lorelai : Aha.
[Opens her purse]
Lorelai : I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow.
Rory : Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?
Lorelai : Yes.
[pulls out another bag]
Lorelai : It has no smell but it changes colors with your mood.
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Emily : You took that girl and completely shut us out of your life.
Lorelai : You wanted to control me.
Emily : You were still a child.
Lorelai : I stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink, okay? I had to figure out how to live. I found a good job.
Emily : As a maid. With all your brains and talent.
Lorelai : I worked my way up. I run the place now. I built a life on my own with no help from anyone.
Emily : Yes, and think of where you would have been if you'd accepted a little help, hmm? And where Rory would have been. But no, you were always too proud to accept anything from anyone.
Lorelai : Well, I wasn't too proud to come here to you two begging for money for my kid's school, was I?
Emily : No, you certainly weren't. But you're too proud to let her know where you got it from, aren't you? Well, fine, you have your precious pride and I have my weekly dinners. Isn't that nice? We both win.