Get Smart (TV Series)

Passenger 99 (1995)

Andy Dick: Zach Smart

Quotes 

• Agent 66 : Bad news, Chief. We intercepted a transmission and KAOS just contacted a well known assasin: the Turtle.

  Zach Smart : The Turtle?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Ah, yes. The Turtle!

  Zach Smart : You've heard of him?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Of course. Vicious, cold blooded. No wait a minute, that was the Poodle. Run over about four years ago chasing a car.

  Agent 66 : He's called the Turtle because he's very illusive. He only comes out to kill.

  Zach Smart : How do you know so much about him?

  Agent 66 : I dated his brother Leo.

• Agent 66 : Maybe our information was wrong.

  Zach Smart : I sure hope so, 'cause if my mom get's assassinated, that would really ruin Christmas.

• Agent 9 : Can you help me with my homework later, I got a math test tomorrow and these fractures are killing me.

  Zach Smart : Don't sweat it, Agent 9, three quarters of Americans don't understand fractions, the other half doesn't give a damn.

• Chief Maxwell Smart : [on speakerphone in office]  But don't worry, son, at this very moment, a squadron of airforce jets is ready to bring your plane in safely.

  Zach Smart : [in pilots seat in cockpit]  I don't see them.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Eh... would you believe two navy helicopters?

  Zach Smart : No, I don't see them either.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : How about sailor in a blimp waving a flashlight?