Get Smart (TV Series)

Casino Evil (1995)

Andy Dick: Zach Smart

Quotes 

• Zach Smart : Dad, the man who made that call last night was found murdered. His name was Ivan Buttinoff.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Good work. How did you find out?

  Zach Smart : Deductive reasoning, a fanatical devotion to my craft and it was on the news last night.

• Zach Smart : [hands some chips to female casino worker]  Make yourself a brunette. I like brunettes.

• Zach Smart : Great disguise, 0.

  Agent 0 : [disguised as a little old lady]  Yeah, but look at these crowsfeet. I was going for weathered and bitter. These don't say weathered and bitter.

  Zach Smart : No, really 0, when I first saw you I said: Now there's a weathered and bitter person.

• Zach Smart : This gambling thing is risky...

  Agent 66 : You were supposed to flash the cash, not lose the cash. Didn't you see me shaking my head?

  Zach Smart : You shake things all the time, suddenly it has significance?

  Agent 66 : What I shake on my spare time has nothing to do with you. This shaking was work related.

• Zach Smart : How'd you do it?

  Agent 66 : I can make any man do anything at anytime.

  Zach Smart : Oh, I doubt that.

  Agent 66 : Oh yeah? I just made you think of...

  [whispers something in his ear] 

  Zach Smart : Oh, you're good!

• Carlo Monte : Ready to dive in, Mr. Pharbin?

  Zach Smart : Like a fat man at a cheese festival.