Get Smart (TV Series)

Weekend Vampire (1965)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

Quotes 

• Chief : Now our one clue is the melody you heard just before the murder. Arrick, is the Detect-O-Tune ready?

  Arrick : Yes, Chief.

  Chief : Good.

  Maxwell Smart : How does it work?

  Arrick : Well, the Detect-O-Tune can reconstruct any melody in the same way that a criminal's face can be reconstructed through the descriptions of witnesses. Now, can you remember any of the notes that you heard?

  Chief : Just hum anything you remember, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Ok, let me see now, Chief.

  [begins humming] 

  Maxwell Smart : Daaa, daaa, daaa, daaa, doo, daaa, daaa...

  [Arrick then slowly plays same notes on Detect-O-Tune] 

  Maxwell Smart : A little faster than that.

  [Arrick plays notes faster and faster and quickly gets carried away] 

  Chief : ARRICK!

  Arrick : Sorry, Chief.

  Chief : Try to get it, Max. This may be vital!

  Maxwell Smart : All right, Chief. Let me see.

  [begins humming] 

  Maxwell Smart : Daaa, daaa, daaa, daaa...

  Arrick : [humming along]  Bom, bom, bom, bom...

  Maxwell Smart : No, no, no. Daaa, daaa, daaa, da-da-dee, daaa, daaa...

  Chief , Arrick , Maxwell Smart : Daaa, daaa, daaa, dee, daa, dee-dah...

  [All three start singing] 

  Chief , Arrick , Maxwell Smart : "Heart of my heart, how I love that melody, love the melody, heart of my heart, brings back a memory!"

  [Max and Arrick realize what they're doing and stop singing, Chief gets carried away and continues singing] 

  Chief : "When we were kids on the corner of the street, we were rough and..."

  [Chief stops singing, noticing the others have stopped as well, Max takes out a notebook and starts writing something] 

  Chief : What are you doing, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm putting you down for the lead in "The Spy Frolics", Chief.

  Chief : MAX!

  [Max puts his notebook away]