Get Smart (TV Series)

Weekend Vampire (1965)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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• Maxwell Smart : [In the car, they are about to follow Sontag when 99 suggests they go up to Drago's house]  Well what are we gonna tell Drago?

  99 : Tell him that our car broke down.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh come on, 99, he'd never fall for that.

  [the car won't start] 

  Maxwell Smart : Come on, let's go up to the house.

  99 : What do we tell Drago?

  Maxwell Smart : That our car broke down.

• 99 : What do we do now, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, first of all 99, we've got to look in this coffin.

  99 : Oh... do we have to?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, you see, 99, according to the legend of the vampire, ridiculous though it may seem, Vampires always sleeps in their coffins.

  99 : Why would they do that, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, if you go around biting people on the neck, I guess you'll do just about everything.

• Maxwell Smart : We've got to keep up our cover at all times. We've got to do everything honeymooners do. Here, these pajamas are our best bet. Get into them

  99 : Max!

  Maxwell Smart : They're bullet proof, 99.