- Siegfried: Starker?
- Starker: Ja?
- Siegfried: Why did the dogs run away?
- Starker: They didn't like the food.
- Siegfried: What did you feed them?
- Starker: The same thing we feed the prisoners.
- Siegfried: [shouting] You fed that to the dogs?
- Starker: Ja, why?
- Siegfried: You stupid! You could have made them sick!
- Siegfried: When they get here and find we are running a prisoner of war camp without a license, we'll be arrested.
- Starker: You wouldn't care to make a little wager on the side, would you, Smart?
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, I think so, Starker. How 'bout, eh, five dollars?
- Starker: All right, twenty marks.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, well I'm afraid I can't go that high.
- Chief: Max, twenty marks is five dollars.
- Chief: Max, what are you doing?
- Maxwell Smart: I beat him, Chief!
- Chief: Max, you were out of the gate, why didn't you keep on going?
- Maxwell Smart: And lose five bucks?
- Chief: [dismayed at the lack of progress in the tunnel] You and Kendall have been down here since six o' clock this morning.
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, Chief, but we didn't start digging until eight.
- Chief: Why not?
- Maxwell Smart: Well, you see, for the first two hours we couldn't decide who should dig and who should fill the bags with dirt. So we tossed a coin.
- Chief: Max, it doesn't take two hours to toss a coin.
- Maxwell Smart: No, but it took two hours to find it.
- Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, you're talking with an accent.
- Kendall: Before I was talking wiz an accent, now I'm talking right.