Get Smart (TV Series)

Someone Down Here Hates Me (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• KAOS Hood : With that kind of a price on your head, every killer in the country is gonna be after you. You don't stand a chance.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh really? Well I've got news for you, fella. Anybody who tries to collect that reward is gonna have to do it over my dead body.

• Maxwell Smart : Sorry Chief, but don't ever pull a handkerchief on a friend.

• Maxwell Smart : [13 is hiding in an ice cream vending machine]  Agent 13?

  Agent 13 : No, it's the abominable snowman. Of course it's me.

  Maxwell Smart : All right, what have you got, 13?

  Agent 13 : You name it: pneumonia, bronchitis, frostbite, the flu.

• Maxwell Smart : Doctor, I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to tell me the truth. Are you going to kill me?

  Dr. Noodelman : [smiling broadly]  Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : Wouldn't you like a little more time to think over your answer?

• Maxwell Smart : It must be very gratifying, Dr. Noodelman, to give people new hope, a new life.

  Dr. Noodelman : He who is blessed with a gift and does not share it lives in darkness.

  Maxwell Smart : I must remember that. I'm getting a little tired of 'a coward dies a thousand deaths'.