Get Smart (TV Series)

Schwartz's Island (1968)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

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Quotes 

• 99 : Max, it's Siegfried and Shtarker!

  Siegfried : Well it isn't Robinson Crusoe and Friday, cookie.

• 99 : How can you move around an island this size?

  Siegfried : I don't suppose you've seen the back of this island, have you?

  Maxwell Smart : No, why?

  Siegfried : We have the biggest outboard motor you ever saw!

  Starker : The biggest!

  [imitates motor sound] 

  Siegfried : Starker! This is KAOS! We don't

  [imitates sound] 

  Siegfried : here!