- Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, Chief. Emilio Naharana. Isn't he the world famous ballet dancer?
- Chief: Correct. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Maxwell Smart: No Chief, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
- Maxwell Smart: Windish? One question. Just what is Immobilo and how does it work?
- Professor Windish: Actually, that's two questions.
- Maxwell Smart: He's bright. I like that.
- Maxwell Smart: Now listen carefully, do exactly what I tell you, 99. Get up very slowly and look over the drum. Do you see a dark haired man in a white suit?
- 99: [whispering] Yes I do!
- Maxwell Smart: Don't be scared, 99. I think it's me.
- 99: Max, what did you find out?
- Maxwell Smart: I found out something very important, 99.
- 99: What is it, Max?
- Maxwell Smart: A human being can't live in a base drum.
- Maxwell Smart: Isn't this top secret?
- Chief: Yes.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, don't you think it would be wize to speak in a foreign language?
- Chief: [a bit reluctantly] All right, French.
- Maxwell Smart: French? Gosh, Chief, everybody speaks French. Why don't we speak in Swahili?
- Chief: As you wish. Mahani ganga gi.
- Maxwell Smart: Ganga gi? I thought it was ganga ga.
- Chief: No, ganga gi.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, that's strange. I thought it was gi after ganga unless it came before goo
- Chief: [exasperated] How about English?
- Maxwell Smart: English? Eh... okay, but don't go too fast.
- Parkerson: A secret agent? Where are your credentials?
- Maxwell Smart: Eh, my credentials. Well, I left them in my moustache kit.
- Professor Windish: In 30 seconds he'll be fine.
- Maxwell Smart: Hmm.
- Professor Windish: What are you thinking, Smart?
- Maxwell Smart: I'm wondering just how far can I run in 30 seconds.