- Maxwell Smart: There's one thing you've overlooked.
- Beastmaster: Oh?
- Maxwell Smart: You see, you can't leave us alone in this room.
- Beastmaster: And why not?
- Maxwell Smart: Because, as soon as you're gone, by the use of sheer brute strength, I shall be able to rip these chains from the wall in one minute! Would you believe it? 1 minute!
- Beastmaster: I find that hard to believe.
- Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two minutes?
- Beastmaster: I don't think so.
- Maxwell Smart: How about a week from Tuesday?
- Chief of Control: [Max' rubber duck gun goes off in the Chief's hand] Just like Max. If I told him once, I've told him a thousand times: Max, never leave your duck loaded.
- Maxwell Smart: Gee, I wish there was some way we could get Fang back on active duty.
- Agent 99: So do I, I know he's bored with that desk job Control gave him.
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, well I don't blame him. How would you like to sit around checking evidence and then burying it?
- Maxwell Smart: 99, you see that bee up there?
- Agent 99: Yes.
- Maxwell Smart: You see any Control markings on it?
- Agent 99: Not from here Max, why?
- Maxwell Smart: I've got a feeling he's not one of ours.
- Beastmaster: Welcome Maxwell Smart. You are no match for the brilliance of KAOS. You have fallen into our very clever trap.