Get Smart (TV Series)
Don't Look Back (1968)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
Quotes
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# 99 : Don't worry Max, we've got the best criminal lawyer available.
Maxwell Smart : [quite exited] Gregson?
Chief : No, he wouldn't touch the case.
Maxwell Smart : [less enthusiastic] Boumser?
# 99 : No, he said he was leaving town.
Chief : Right after he heard about your case...
Maxwell Smart : [getting worried] Yarmy?
# 99 : No, he's defending the Boston Strangler.
Maxwell Smart : [desperate] Don't tell me it's Hanrahan?
Maxwell Smart : I asked you not to tell me that! He hasn't won a case in 30 years!
Chief : I guess he just want to keep his record perfect.
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Maxwell Smart : Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. For the past twenty minutes I have sat idly by while my worthy opponent, the prosecuting attorney has stood up here and made a complete jackass out of himself. Now it's my turn.
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Maxwell Smart : Now it's easy for the prosecuting attorney to stand up here and accuse me of all these horrible crimes. It's easy for him, he's got proof. But what about me?
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Maxwell Smart : Do you have any vacancies here?
Desk Clerk : We always got vacancies. What do you want, the bridal suite or the royal suite?
Maxwell Smart : The royal suite.
Desk Clerk : The bridal suite's nearer the bathroom.
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Maxwell Smart : Well I guess that just about wraps up the case, Gronski.
Gronski : Well I guess I was wrong, Smart. No hard feelings, huh?
Maxwell Smart : No, no hard feelings, you were just trying to execute me.
