Get Smart (TV Series)
Diplomat's Daughter (1965)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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Chief of Control : [99 has made sure Max does not accompany the Princess back home] You wrote that report, didn't you?
Agent 99 : Em... yes sir. I, em, I just wanted to save Max from embarrassment. He gets seasick.
Chief of Control : In a plane?
Agent 99 : If it flies over water...
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Maxwell Smart : Well, 99, you're a woman, aren't you? What can we do to stop her?
Agent 99 : How about a tranquilizer?
Maxwell Smart : Oh, you know what I mean.
Agent 99 : [Impersonating the princess] Well, Maxie, darling, I think you've got to show her what a swinger you are, that you can do the frug and the watusi and the swim and the pony...
Maxwell Smart : I know, I know. Just give me a good example.
Agent 99 : But of course.
Maxwell Smart : [99 starts dancing] Okay, now give me a bad example.