Get Smart (TV Series)

Aboard the Orient Express (1965)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

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• Chief : [looking at slide # 4, a deceased Agent 85 aboard the Orient Express]  Your conclusion, 86?

  Maxwell Smart : Suicide, Chief.

  Chief : Suicide?

  99 : But Max, he was gassed!

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I don't know anything about his drinking habbits 99, but there's a suicide note on the floor.

  Chief : That's his ticket.

• Chief : Now this briefcase must be gotten to B12 somewhere in the Balkans.

  Maxwell Smart : Why it's beautiful, Chief, and it's real leather too. Do you think he'll like it.

  99 : Max, it contains a half million dollars.

  Maxwell Smart : He'll love it.

• Maxwell Smart : Remarkable thing about that dog, Chief. He was trained as a double agent, practiced thief, and a natural killer.

  Chief : What happened to him?

  Maxwell Smart : He was adopted by a nice family.

  99 : Lots of kids.