Get Smart (TV Series)
Aboard the Orient Express (1965)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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Chief : [looking at slide # 4, a deceased Agent 85 aboard the Orient Express] Your conclusion, 86?
Maxwell Smart : Suicide, Chief.
Chief : Suicide?
99 : But Max, he was gassed!
Maxwell Smart : Well, I don't know anything about his drinking habbits 99, but there's a suicide note on the floor.
Chief : That's his ticket.
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99 : [looking at slide # 5, a blond in a bikini] Who is that?
Maxwell Smart : George Robinson, Kaos agent, Hawaiian branch.
99 : Fabulous disguise.
Maxwell Smart : I saw through it in only one minute. Would you believe it? One minute.
99 : I find that very difficult to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe... two minutes?
99 : I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart : How about our fourth date?
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Maxwell Smart : Krochanska made a try for the briefcase.
99 : Then you know who Krochanska is.
Maxwell Smart : I'm almost positive, 99.
99 : Who, Max?
Maxwell Smart : It's somebody on this train.
99 : Yes, but who?
Maxwell Smart : The countess. Would you believe it? That lovely countess.
99 : I find that very hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : The porter?
99 : I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart : The conductor.
99 : No.
Maxwell Smart : The engineer.
99 : Uh-uh.
Maxwell Smart : How about the dog?
99 : Max!
Maxwell Smart : Well, it's gotta be one of them, 99. There's nobody else left.
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Chief : Now this briefcase must be gotten to B12 somewhere in the Balkans.
Maxwell Smart : Why it's beautiful, Chief, and it's real leather too. Do you think he'll like it.
99 : Max, it contains a half million dollars.
Maxwell Smart : He'll love it.
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Maxwell Smart : Remarkable thing about that dog, Chief. He was trained as a double agent, practiced thief, and a natural killer.
Chief : What happened to him?
Maxwell Smart : He was adopted by a nice family.
99 : Lots of kids.