Get Smart (TV Series)

Aboard the Orient Express (1965)

Johnny Carson: Special Guest Conductor

Quotes 

• Train Conductor : Passports, please. Passports. We are now entering Liechtenstein.

  [Smart hands the conductor his passport. The conductor stamps it, and leaves] 

  Train Conductor : [seconds later, the conductor returns]  Passports, please. Passports. We are now leaving Liechtenstein.

• Maxwell Smart : Eh, I'm sorry about this mess, conductor.

  Train Conductor : It happens all the time on the Orient Express. You think this is bad, you should see compartment 13.