George Lopez (TV Series)

The Cuban Missus Crisis (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : I need comfort food.

  George Lopez : Too late, there's a house full of teenage girls, all that's left is jelly and taco shells.

• Vic Palermo : [on the phone with is wife]  No, don't apologize to me. Apologize to God for walking out on 40 years of marriage!

  [throws the phone away, turns around and sees George] 

  George Lopez : [looks at his beer can]  WOW! This doesn't taste like one calorie!

• George Lopez : [Angie's come home late, George thinks she's cheating on him]  Angie! There's lipstick on your shirt!

  Angie Lopez : I know, it's mine, and if you smell me, I smell like perfume, and if you search me, you'll find a pair of woman's panties.

• George Lopez : [to Carmen's friends]  Turn the music down! And no more truth or dare until somebody returns my underwear!

• George Lopez : [after tricking Ernie into playing dominoes with Vic]  That's alright, I'll play you tomorrow... oh but wait, that's right, you're leaving tomorrow!

  Ernie : We could play teams!

  Vic Palermo : That is a great idea!

  Ernie : Yeah, we could play all night!

  [to George] 

  Ernie : Never underestimate a guy with no life.

• Frances : Excuse me, where's your good bathroom?

  George Lopez : Back at your house.