George Lopez (TV Series)

Max's Big Adventure (2002)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Alright, this movie might be a little mature for you, but I think it's more important that you learn that not everyone out there is a nice person.

  Max Lopez : What's the movie?

  George Lopez : Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Cued it up to the educational part.

• Angie Lopez : I need my cell phone back.

  Max Lopez : Oh, I'll get it back to you tomorrow.

  Angie Lopez : Where is it?

  Max Lopez : I gave it to Yoshi, he misses his family in Japan.

  [leaves room] 

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  Hey, as far as the phone company's concerned, Yoshi stole it.

• George Lopez : [Max pours cereal into a plunger]  Hey buddy, what're you doing?

  Max Lopez : It's my new invention: cereal on a stick.

  George Lopez : Cereal on a stick. You're going to come work at the factory with me, aren't you?