George Lopez (TV Series)
Max's Big Adventure (2002)
George Lopez: George Lopez
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Quotes
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George Lopez : Alright, this movie might be a little mature for you, but I think it's more important that you learn that not everyone out there is a nice person.
Max Lopez : What's the movie?
George Lopez : Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Cued it up to the educational part.
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Kid #1 : [after a kid says the wrong thing to a 'stranger' in the school play] Stop.
Kid #2 : Rewind.
George Lopez : Angie, all Max is going to learn from this is how to work a VCR.
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Benny : I used to read you the newspaper before bed so you knew what was going on in the world. Remember the Zodiac Killer? You said, 'he's not coming to our house, is he?', and I said, 'it doesn't say'.
George Lopez : I remember that. No Cat in the Hat, no Green Eggs and Ham, just 'psycho kills 12, night night'.
Benny : Hey, you can laugh, but it worked.
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George Lopez : [after Angie breaks up the kids watcing Texas Chainsaw Massacre, George pulls out another tape] Well there's no lesson here, but lets see what happens when Leprechauns go bad.
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Angie Lopez : [waves at Max, whispers] That's Max!
George Lopez : [whispers] Yes, and you're Angie, I know ALL of you.
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Angie Lopez : I need my cell phone back.
Max Lopez : Oh, I'll get it back to you tomorrow.
Angie Lopez : Where is it?
Max Lopez : I gave it to Yoshi, he misses his family in Japan.
[leaves room]
George Lopez : [to Angie] Hey, as far as the phone company's concerned, Yoshi stole it.
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George Lopez : [Max pours cereal into a plunger] Hey buddy, what're you doing?
Max Lopez : It's my new invention: cereal on a stick.
George Lopez : Cereal on a stick. You're going to come work at the factory with me, aren't you?
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Benny : I can tell you what your problem is.
Angie Lopez : Could a day go by when you *don't* say that?
Benny : Your problem is you coddle your children too much. George was always very independent, he was crossing the street by himself when he was 2.
George Lopez : I was looking for food!
