Futurama (TV Series)
Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)
George Takei: George Takei's Head
Quotes
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William Shatner : Then George, you could give them a karate chop.
George Takei : I find that offensive. Just because I am of Japanese ancestry, you *assume* I know karate. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied karate?
William Shatner : Well, no, but you never talk about yourself.
George Takei : [sadly] Well, maybe if you showed a little interest.
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George Takei : Do you guys have a self-destruct code, like, "Destruct sequence 1-A, 2-B, 3... "
[Bender's head explodes]
Bender : Thanks a lot, Takei. Now everybody knows.
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[Melllvar makes George Takei sign autographs]
Melllvar : Make it out to Melllvar. That's Melllvar with three L's.
George Takei : [crossly] I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar".
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George Takei : You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?
Nichelle Nichols : No, that was the Star Wars trek.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Perhaps we could hear more about these forbidden words from someone with a sexily, seductive voice.
[Just as Nichelle Nichols is about to speak...]
George Takei : With pleasure!