Futurama (TV Series)

The Deep South (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender

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Quotes 

• [Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : My home! It burned down! How did this happened?

  Hermes Conrad : That's a very good question.

  Bender : [picking a lit cigar from the ashes]  So that's where my cigar was.

  Hermes Conrad : That just raises further questions!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ah, the exact center of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems like a logical place for fish to congregate.

  Bender : So we're in international waters?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Indeed, so.

  Bender : [speaking into a walkie talkie]  Falcon, this is Blue Raven. The goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested.

  [a man approaches on jetski; he and Bender exchange packages] 

  Bender : Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

• Bender : Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog.

  [he tries to drink it, but it just dissolves in the water] 

  Bender : Arrgh, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.

• Amy Wong : [Amy screams as she wakes up with a big sunburn]  Sunburn! My fabulous body, is ruined! What happened to my parasol?

  Bender : I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.

  [Amy growls at him] 

  Bender : What I put sunblock on you.

  Amy Wong : Well it didn't work!

  [Amy turns around, on her back Bender wrote "Honk If Bender Is Great" in sunblock, Bender giggles] 

• Bender : Tempers are wearing thin. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everyone.

• Leela : Ah, the sun, the sea air, good friends...

  Bender : Leela's right, fishing blows. What do we say we make it interesting? Everyone kick in five bucks.

  [they all give Bender five bucks; he pockets the money] 

  Bender : Now, wasn't that interesting?

• Leela : I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, because you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.

  Bender : Harpoon, my ass.

  Leela : Okay.

  [Leela harpoons Bender in the ass] 

• Bender : If I'm not going to catch a fish, I might as well not catch a big fish.