Futurama (TV Series)

The Cryonic Woman (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Igpee

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Quotes 

• Fry : So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : You wish. You're in Los Angeles.

  Fry : But there was this gang of ten-year-olds with guns.

  Leela : Exactly. You're in L.A.

  Fry : But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.

  Bender : That's L.A. for you.

  Fry : But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.

  Bender : He just won't stop with the social commentary.

  Fry : And the people are all phonies. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it...

• Fry : What's deathrolling?

  Black Child : It's like skateboarding.

  Punk Kid : But half the time someone dies.

  Fry : Oh. So it's a little safer than skateboarding.

• Fry : I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.

  Michelle : That's because you're a loser. You were a loser in the year 2000 and you're a loser in the year 4000.

  Fry : Yeah, but in the year 3000, I had it all; friends, a low-paying job, a bed in a robot's closet. I envied no man, but you wrecked everything!

  Michelle : Quit standing up for yourself, Fry!

• Hermes Conrad : Dating your ex Fry? Have you lost all self respect?

  Fry : All what?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : This can only end badly Fry. Kids, a house...

  Bender : A home invasion by a former room-mate.

  Fry : But things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive. But now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time!

• [Fry and Michelle have traveled to a post-apocalyptic year 4000] 

  Fry : Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament this.

• [Fry and ex-girlfriend Michelle are at MOMA] 

  Fry : Nowadays, people aren't interested in art that isn't tattooed on fat guys.

  Sal : I'm on loan from the Louvre.

• Leela : We don't need to beg Bender, for God's sake we're not veterans.

  Fry : Then what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

• Leela : Please, Professor... give us our jobs back. We deserve another chance.

  Bender : Yeah. And if you won't give me another chance perhaps you'd give one to...

  [Puts on the gorilla mask] 

  Bender : Og. Gorilla Emperor of Earth.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Sorry, Og. But I've got a new crew.

  [to Hermes, Amy and Zoidberg, who are coming out of the ship] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : So, how was your delivery to Fantasy Planet where everyone's fantasies come to life?

  Amy Wong : Great.

  Hermes Conrad : Organized.

  Dr. Zoidberg : For one beautiful night I knew what it was to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

• Michelle : Fry? Is it really you?

  Fry : I don't know. Is it really you?

  Michelle : What do you mean, you don't know? Is it you, or isn't it?

  Fry : Who wants to know?

  Michelle : Oh Fry, it is you!