Futurama (TV Series)

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles (2003)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Leo Wong, Norman Zoidberg, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Heather : Sir, it is not necessary or wise to be naked.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Pfft! You sound like my tennis instructor.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

• Philip J. Fry : [after Leela decides to stay young]  Goodbye, Leela. I'll come visit you when I'm all grown up.

  Turanga Leela : [whispering]  Bring beer.

  Turanga Morris : No beer until you finish your tequila!

• Inez Wong : Ah, my Amy is sweet little girl again. This is like a mother's dream... bad dream, that is! At this rate, I'm never going to have a grandchild!

  Leo Wong : She may not be grown up, but she sure grow out. She fat!

  Amy Wong : Dad, if you're going to make fat jokes until I'm cute again, then I'm just going to stay in my room.

  Leo Wong : Stay in your room? You so fat, you to stay all around room.

• [the professor has been "youthisized" to age 53] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, now I'll need a fake ID to buy ultra-porn.

• Philip J. Fry : [on a boat race in the sewer]  We miss the turn. We'll never catch up.

  Turanga Leela : Yes we will. This pipe goes under Planet Express, and it's 9:00 PM.

  [cut to Planet Express; toilet flushes] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : The devil take this predictable colon!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : At this rate, we'll keep getting younger until we suffer a fate worse than death: pre-life! Then death.

• Mandy : [about Fry]  So this is the famous Fry. What is he, like, the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?

  Philip J. Fry : They're onto me.

• Hermes Conrad : Are you back to your original age, professor?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Even older. Huzzah!

• Dr. Zoidberg : [devolved into a squid-like creature]  Hooray! I'm a teenage heartthrob again!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I must find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly I'm going to the bathroom every three hours like clockwork, and those jerks at Social Security stop sending me checks. Now I have to pay them.

• Turanga Leela : According to this, the fountain is located within the darkest, most ancient region of space, just past Teddy Bear Junction.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scum hole in the universe.

• Philip J. Fry : It worked! We're our original ages again!

  Turanga Leela : I think I may even be a few years younger.

  Amy Wong : Hey, me too!

  [winks] 

• Turanga Leela : Professor, teeth do not belong in your pants.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, I can't keep them in my mouth. They're nuclear powered.

  Philip J. Fry : Ow! It bit me!

  Turanga Leela : No! No! It's tasted human blood!

• Heather : Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh! You sound just like my tennis instructor!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [On being 'Youthasized"]  But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms...

• [while looking for the gargoyle Pazuzu, Farnsworth stops at a diner in Florida] 

  Bender : Yo, Captain Catarats. Why are we stopping here?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's almost 2:30. Just in time for the early bird dinner special.

  Philip J. Fry : What about your gargoyle?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : The wha?

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [during a painful massage]  Careful with the giblets!