Futurama (TV Series)

Raging Bender (2000)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Interactive Cinema Announcer, Billionairebot, Robot Wrestling Commercial

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Quotes 

• [Hermes is under the control of a brain slug, which is attached to his head] 

  Hermes Conrad : On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the brain slug planet.

  Dr. Zoidberg : What are we going to do there?

  Hermes Conrad : Just walk around not wearing a helmet.

• Amy Wong : So how was the Spleef Nebula?

  Hermes Conrad : [With brain slug on head, speaking in monotone]  The flight had a stopover at the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked is so much he decided to stay of his own free will.

  Fry : Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second! He has a brain slug on his head!

  Leela : Shh! You're gonna get us all assimilated!

  Amy Wong : Just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.

• Bender : Fry, throw in the towel! For God's sake, Fry!

  [Fry turns around, a brain slug on his head] 

  Fry : Uhhh...

  Hermes Conrad : [still with brain slug]  That's exactly what I was thinking.

• Hermes Conrad : [Bender accidentally knocks the brain slug off his head]  Thank God I'm free of that nightmare!

  Bender : Sorry, buddy. Here you go.

  [Puts brain slug back] 

  Hermes Conrad : [Monotone]  Thank you. It was cold down there on the floor.

• [Hermes is under the control of a brain slug, which is attached to his head] 

  Hermes Conrad : On to new business. Today's mission is to go to the brain slug planet.

  Dr. Zoidberg : What are we going to do there?

  Hermes Conrad : Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet.

• Billionaire Bot : You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.