Futurama (TV Series)

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Ipgee, Old Man in Queue, Slow-Mobile Bureaucrat

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Quotes 

• Fry : Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.

• Leela : How long is this going to take?

  Old Man in Queue : I'm still waiting on my birth certificate.

• Morgan Proctor : No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.

  Fry : Just like every other girl I've ever dated.

• Leela : I'm having a poker game tonight with some of my old cryogenics lab coworkers. Would any of you like to join?

  Bender : I don't know. I only gamble with chumps.

  Fry : I'll play.

  Bender : I'm in!

• Professor Farnsworth : You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.

  Leela : Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.

  Professor Farnsworth : Oh, I've been there. Lots of times.

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Hermes Conrad : [throwing mail tubes into various cubbies] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [singing]  They said that I shouldn't be a surgeon !

  Professor Farnsworth : [singing]  They po-po'd my Electric Frankfurter!

  Leela : [singing]  They said I shouldn't fly with just one eye!

  [She gets hit in the eye with a mail tube] 

  Bender : [slow and lackluster]  I am Bender please insert girder.

• Hermes Conrad : Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement.

  Fry : That's right, she fraternized me!

  Morgan Proctor : That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.

  Hermes Conrad : Yes, but you only stamped it four times.

  [All gasp] 

  Morgan Proctor : No! No! I was young and reckless!

• Morgan Proctor : Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule?

  Leela : Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater.

  Fry : [sadly]  I thought it would fit...

• Ipgee : Oh, my various gods! X-ray specs!

  Bender : I swear those are prescription. I need them for reading stuff... on the other side of stuff.

• Morgan Proctor : So this is where you eat?

  Fry : Eat and sleep.

• Professor Farnsworth : Dammit, Hermes, just jump already! Stop hogging that healthy liver.

• Fry : What did you do to him?

  Morgan Proctor : I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.

  Bender : [monotone]  I am Bender. Please insert girder.

• Fry : I demand that you give Bender back right now!

  Morgan Proctor : Then you should have filed a request twenty years ago.

• Fry : I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!

  [tosses the stuff on Morgan's desk] 

  Morgan Proctor : Dirty boy! Dirty boy!

  [jumps on Fry and starts making out] 

• Morgan Proctor : Why is there yogurt in this hat?

  Fry : I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!

• Fry : But, but Bender need brain for... smart making!

• Fry : What's with the specs, Bender?

  Bender : They're my lucky shades. I got them off some lucky guy while his lucky seeing-eye dog was out taking a whiz.

• Dr. Zoidberg : Now it's time for MY song!

  Dr. Zoidberg : [singing]  When I was two there was a tidal wave in...

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Cut to end credits]  Aw...