Futurama (TV Series)
Fear of a Bot Planet (1999)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Robot Leaving Theatre #1, Robot in Jury #3, Robot Elder #1
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Quotes
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Robot Guard #1 : Be you robot or human?
Leela : Robot, we be.
Fry : Yep, just two robots out roboting it up.
Robot Guard #2 : Administer the test.
Robot Guard #1 : Which of the following would you prefer? A. a puppy; B. a flower from your sweetie; or C. a large, properly formatted data file? Choose!
[Fry and Leela discuss in whispers]
Fry : Is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Robot Guard #1 : No. It is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela : Then we'll go with that data file.
Robot Guard #1 : Correct.
Robot Guard #2 : The flower would have also been acceptable.
Robot Guard #1 : You may pass.
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Bender : You humans are afraid of a little robot competition. You would never let a robot on the field.
Fry : What are you talking about? I see plenty of robots out there.
Bender : Yeah, doing crap work. Robots are only working as bat boys, ball polishers and sprinkler systems. But how many robot managers are there?
Fry : Eleven?
Bender : Zero!
[Throws a bottle on the ground; a robot cleans it up]
Bender : And look who's cleaning up the crap! A human child? I wish!
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Leela : We'd be killed instantly if we set foot on the surface, so we need to look and act like robots.
Fry : [robotic voice] I am fully operational.
Leela : We need to move like robots, talk like robots, and if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.
Fry : I can sort of dance like a robot.
[does the robot]
Leela : Fry, first of all, this is serious. And second of all...
[does the robot better]
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Dr. Zoidberg : I'll have some squid log.
Hot Dog Vendor : Sorry, we don't serve that.
Dr. Zoidberg : Fine, then I'll have one of your young on a roll.
Hot Dog Vendor : We don't serve rolls.
Dr. Zoidberg : Fine, just give me something crawling with parasites.
[Cut to Zoidberg and the others eating hot dogs]
Fry : At least hot dogs haven't changed.
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Fry : Stop! One more step and I'll breathe fire on you!
Leela : He'll do it! He's crazy.
Orange Elder : Can humans really do that, or did we just made that up?
Blue Elder : I think it was from that movie.
Green Elder : Was that the original or the remake?
Blue Elder : I'm not sure... Hey, they're getting away!
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Bender : Oh, sure. Let the robot do all the work.
Leela : Bender, this is the first actual work you have been asked to do.
Bender : Well, I can't do it. It so happens tomorrow is a robot holiday.
Fry : Really? Which one?
Bender : Only Robanukah, the two holiest weeks in the robot calendar.
Leela : Last week it was Robamadan, and the week before that, Robanzaa.
Fry : Man, that one was a blast.
Bender : I was not just a blast. It was a celebration of the accomplishments of my past prototypes, which just happened to take the form of a drinking contest.
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Leela : Wait a minute. We know they hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoid aliens?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : They're not fans.