Futurama (TV Series)

Crimes of the Hot (2002)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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• Dr. Zoidberg : Strange. Why would Nixon, an awkward, uncomfortable man, suddenly throw a party, one of the most social events imaginable? Is a trap, is why! They're going to deactivate all the robots!

  [pause] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : I don't hear any gasping.

  Leela : We all figured that out.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Aw.

• Fry : Wow! That ice dispenser is so big, the ice crushes you. Ha ha ha! Yakov Smirnov said it.

  Leela : No, he didn't.

• Leela : Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?

  Bender : Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here.

  Hermes Conrad : What could you possibly have in common with that walking soup mix?

  Bender : For one thing, we both have a tough outer shell but live a rich inner life. And also... well, you know.

  Leela : You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?

  Bender : No, it's just... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.

  Fry : What? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.

  Bender : Those times I was slightly on my side.

• Fry : Oh, my God! It's out of ice, like some outer space Motel 6!

  Leela : Completely out of ice?

  Bender : This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it! Also, life.