Futurama (TV Series)

Bendin' in the Wind (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Bend-Aid Announcer, Hippie #2, Broken Robot #4

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Quotes 

• Beck : You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it. Like when I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really... what's that song about?

  Bender : Hey, yeah! I could write a song! With real words, not phony ones like 'odelay.'

  Beck : 'Odelay' is a word! Just look it up in the Becktionary!

• Bender : [singing]  Fry crack corn, and I don't care / Leela crack corn, I still don't care / Bender crack corn, and he is great / Take that, you stupid corn!

• Beck : Congratulations, friend.

  Bender : Why, 'cause I can make annoying noises?

  Beck : Exactly. I use those all the time in my music.

• Bender : So can I keep the check?

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Over my dead career!

• Bender : What is that? One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?

• Bender : Hey, the blues. The tragic sound of other people's suffering. That's kind of a pick-me-up.

• Bend-Aid Announcer : Ladies and gentlehippies, put your filthy hands together for the art-house stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel!

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : Here's a song that was beautiful when performed by my ancestor Artie.

  Art Garfunkel's Descendant : [singing]  Are you coming to Scarborough Fair?

  Cylon : [mechanical monotone]  Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

• Bender : You know, when I first got broken, I thought my life was over. But look at me now.

  [starts counting with his fingers] 

  Bender : I've got fame, money, groupies, and it's all thanks to being completely immobilized.

  [stands up] 

  Bender : That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say, "Look at me, world! I am a broken robot!"

  Fry : Bender, you can move! You're cured!

  Bender : Oh, crap! It's a miracle!

• Bender : Well, everyone, prepare to have your guts kicked out by folk singers.

• Bender : I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it! I'll fake it!

• Bender : I'll save me.

• Patchcord Adams : Did you hear they're using Windows 3000 as a jailer?

  Fry : No. Why?

  Patchcord Adams : 'Cause it always locks up.

  [Others laugh weakly] 

  Bender : For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!

• Patchcord Adams : [offers Bender a balloon animal]  Here, take it. What's the matter? Can't move your arms?

  Bender : Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.

• Fry : Get your love beads here! You can't journey to the center of your mind without love beads!

  Hippie #1 : Wow, look at all the colors. These'll go great with my soul.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

  Hippie #2 : I'll trade you a bad poem!

• Bender : That is so wrong! You can't melt down broken robots, not right when they're kissing my ass!

• Bender : Oh, no! I forgot this is a hoverbridge!

  Turanga Leela : And I forgot this isn't a hovercar!

  Fry : Is any of that a problem?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Not if you've lived a life without regret!

• Bender : [Falling]  Someone fat get in my way!