Futurama (TV Series)
A Fishful of Dollars (1999)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Smitty, Clerk, Commercial Announcers
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Quotes
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Turanga Leela : You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : Uh, what? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
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Walt : And if you need further proof that we are a thousand years in the past, here is contemporary actress Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson's Head : Hello, Fry. Remember me from "Baywatch: the Movie?"
Fry : Huh?
Pamela Anderson's Head : It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow motion.
Walt : It hasn't been made yet.
Pamela Anderson's Head : Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?
Walt : Nope.
Pamela Anderson's Head : Crap!
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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.
Fry : Wha?
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : Oh, my, yes. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.
Dr. Zoidberg : I'm not on trial here.
Fry : So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...
Dr. Zoidberg : Okay, okay! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! We're sorry!
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Dr. Zoidberg : That stench. That heavenly stench!
[Eats all the anchovies]
Dr. Zoidberg : More. More.
Fry : There aren't any more, and there never will be.
Dr. Zoidberg : [advances menacingly] More! More! More! *More!*
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Turanga Leela : Fry, this isn't healthy. You're living in the past.
Fry : I'm rich! I can live whenever I want!
Turanga Leela : But we live here, in the year 3000.
Bender : Yeah! Now, are you gonna come to the squid fights with us or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?
Fry : Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what makes me happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
Bender : I'm a thing.
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Leela : Fry you can't spend all your time in the dark listening to classical music.
Fry : I could if you didn't turn the lights on and turn off my stereo.
Leela : Fry this isn't healthy, you're living in the past.
Fry : I'm rich I can live whenever I want!
Leela : But we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000.
Bender : Yeah, now are you going to come to the squid fights with us, or sit here wallowing in your pre-historic junk!
Fry : Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but i finally found what i need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
Bender : I'm a thing...
Leela : Fry please...
Fry : *Shuts the door on his friends*
Leela : My pony tail is caught in the door!
Fry : I don't need them!
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Mom : I felt terrible when I heard about your money troubles. And I thought maybe I could help out a sweet, young man by buying his anchovies.
Fry : Sorry, but the anchovies aren't for sale.
Mom : What? Listen, you little bastard, I control the robot oil business and I won't let you ruin me! How much do you want?
Fry : You might as well put that checkbook away. Because I've discovered something even more important, my friends. And they aren't worth even a penny to me!
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Fry : Being poor sucks. What kind of world is this where they advertise things not everybody can afford?
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Fry : So, you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?.. But how is that possible?
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. Although in reality it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.
Fry : That's awful. It's like brainwashing.
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?
Fry : Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky... But not in dreams.
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[Cut to: Fry's Dream. He is in a packed college classroom. An elderly teacher is stands at the front of the room, wearing frosted half-moon glasses and grey hair]
Teacher : Good morning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam.
Fry : Uh, excuse me? I missed a few lectures. What subject is this?
Teacher : Ancient Egyptian Algebra.
[She points to the blackboard, revealing it is filled with Egyptian hieroglyphs, Fry gasps]
Fry : What a nightmare!
Teacher : Mister Fry, are those your briefs?
[Fry gasps, after looking down to see he is only wearing white briefs, he stands up while the class points and laughs at him, much to his discomfort]