Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Two Parties (1996)

Nancy Rubin: Guest

Quotes 

• [Phoebe is quietly talking with three of the guests at Monica's party] 

  Phoebe Buffay : OK. She's taking the trash out... so I can get you out of here but it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.

  Guest : What about my friend Victor?

  Phoebe Buffay : No. Only the three of you. Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.

  Guest : Let me just get my coat.

  Phoebe Buffay : [insisting]  There isn't *time*. Just leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.

  [the guests show agreement] 

  Guest : [interested]  Is it true they have beer?

  Phoebe Buffay : Everything you've heard is true.

  [the guests like the sound of that]