Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Sonogram at the End (1994)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : Oh, I think this is the episode of "Three's Company" where there's some kind of misunderstanding.

  Phoebe Buffay : [turning off the TV]  Oh. Then I've already seen this one.

• Joey Tribbiani : [sonogram on hospital monitor]  What are we supposed to be looking at?

  Chandler Bing : I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

• [first lines] 

  Monica Geller : What you guys don't understand is that, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

  Joey Tribbiani : [with derision]  Yeah, right...! Seriously?

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, yeah!

  Rachel Green : Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

  Monica Geller : Absolutely.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like the comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

  Ross : Yeah, and - and it's *not* like we don't *like* the comedian, it's just that - that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

  Chandler Bing : You see, the problem is though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. And we're all fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.

  Rachel Green : Yeah, well, word of advice. Bring back the comedian, otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home listening to that album *alone.*