Friends (TV Series)
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent (1994)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler Bing : [about Janice, after accidentally hitting her in the eye] I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!
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[first lines]
Rachel : Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal!
Ross : Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay? You just reach in and then this one little maneuver and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right here?
[Chandler obviously agrees]
Rachel : Oh, come on, you guys can pee standing up!
Chandler Bing : We can? Okay, I'll try that.
Joey : Uh, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
Phoebe Buffay : Okay, you know what I don't get? The guys can do so many mean things and then not even care.
Ross : [got no answer to this] Multiple orgasms!
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[first lines]
Monica Geller : Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Ross : Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay, you just reach in there with this one little maneuver, and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there is *nothing* a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?
Rachel : Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up!
Chandler Bing : We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
Joey : You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. They look down, and there they are. How you get any work done, is beyond me.
Phoebe Buffay : Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many *mean* things, and then not even care.
[this changes ambience around table as everybody considers]
Ross : [breaking the silence] Multiple orgasms!
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Phoebe Buffay : This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Chandler Bing : Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Phoebe Buffay : I don't wanna do that.
