Friends (TV Series)

The One with the East German Laundry Detergent (1994)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey : [his ex entered the coffee shop]  Oh my God, Angela! Well, I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... that seems good.

• Monica Geller : Oh, God help us!

  Joey : What?

  Monica Geller : Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tiles!

  [they both peer out, then both grimace at what is obviously not a pretty sight] 

• [first lines] 

  Rachel : Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal!

  Ross : Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay? You just reach in and then this one little maneuver and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right here?

  [Chandler obviously agrees] 

  Rachel : Oh, come on, you guys can pee standing up!

  Chandler Bing : We can? Okay, I'll try that.

  Joey : Uh, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

  Phoebe Buffay : Okay, you know what I don't get? The guys can do so many mean things and then not even care.

  Ross : [got no answer to this]  Multiple orgasms!

• Monica Geller : So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall, short?

  Joey : Yup!

  Monica Geller : Which?

  Joey : Which what?

  Monica Geller : You've never met Bob, have you?

  Joey : No, but...

  Monica Geller : Oh my god! Joey! For all we know, this guy could be horribly...

  Angela : [Angela and Bob enter]  Hey, Joey!

  Monica Geller : [gets a good look at Bob]  ... horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now!

• [first lines] 

  Monica Geller : Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal.

  Ross : Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay, you just reach in there with this one little maneuver, and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there is *nothing* a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?

  Rachel : Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up!

  Chandler Bing : We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

  Joey : You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. They look down, and there they are. How you get any work done, is beyond me.

  Phoebe Buffay : Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many *mean* things, and then not even care.

  [this changes ambience around table as everybody considers] 

  Ross : [breaking the silence]  Multiple orgasms!

• Angela : Forget it, Joey, I'm with Bob now.

  Joey : Bob? Who the hell is Bob?

  Angela : Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. *You*, you go to three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...

  Joey : Come on...! And not just at the fun stuff, but like talking too.

  Angela : [gushes, then pulls herself back on track]  Yeah, well, sorry, Joey, you said "Let's just be friends," so guess what?

  Joey : [smiles]  What?

  Angela : We're just friends.

  [gets up]