- Rachel Green: Here I am about to pop, and Ross is picking up women at "Sluts R US".
- Phoebe Buffay: Is that a real place? Are they hiring?
- Chandler Bing: What about you? You liked me when we first met right?
- Rachel Green: Chandler I'm not gonna lie to you... but I am going to run away from you.
- Chandler: It was really hard to sidestep that "duty" thing.
- Mr. Tyler: Duties?
- Chandler: Doodies? Poo?
- Mr. Tyler: Poo?
- Chandler: Oh, my God. This doesn't count, okay? The interview was over. That was the real Chandler Bing. This is some crazy guy. Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall!
- Mr. Tyler: Poo?
- Chandler: I'll look forward to your call.