Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Butt (1994)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : I'm his butt double. I play Al Pacino's butt, alright. He goes into the shower and then I'm his butt.

• Director : And Action!... and Cut! Hey butt guy, what the hell are you doing?

  Joey Tribbiani : I'm showering.

  Director : No, that was clenching.

  Joey Tribbiani : The way I see it, the guy's upset here ya know? I mean his wife's dead, his bother's missing. I think his butt would be angry here.

• Joey Tribbiani : When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.

• Joey Tribbiani : [appearing as Dr. Freud in tongue-in-cheek satire play, singing to lady patient:]  All you want is to tinkle / but you envy the schwang / a thing through which you can tinkle / to play with / or simply let hang