Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Boobies (1995)

Robert Costanzo: Joey Tribbiani, Sr.

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• Joey Tribbiani, Sr. : [Joey's Dad is trying to explain himself to his son.]  Joe, your dad's in love, big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh, man, please tell me one of them is Ma.

  Joey Tribbiani, Sr. : Of course, course one of them's Ma. What's the matter with you?

• Joey Tribbiani, Sr. : [after Joey discovers that his dad has an affair.]  Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.

  Joey Tribbiani : Sure. So how long have you been...?.

  Joey Tribbiani, Sr. : Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the Navy yard and show you the big ships?

  Joey Tribbiani : [in shock]  Since then?

  Joey Tribbiani, Sr. : No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know I wasn't always such a terrible guy.