Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Boobies (1995)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Roger : Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.

  Ross : No. Why would I why. No. Why.

  Roger : Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.

  Ross : I don't think that Monica's failures...

  Monica : Oh, so I'm a failure now is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?

  Ross : Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.

• Rachel Green : [waitressing]  Okay! You guys want anything else?

  Chandler Bing : Oh, yes! Can I have one of those...

  Rachel Green : No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?

  Roger : Did I - Did I say something...

  Chandler Bing : Nah, she's still upset 'cause I saw her boobies.

  Ross : Huh, what? What did-? What were you doing seeing her boobies?

  Chandler Bing : It was an accident. It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts.

  Rachel Green : Okay, okay, can we change the subject, please?

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, hello, these are not her 'boobies', these are her breasts.

  Rachel Green : Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

  Chandler Bing : You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.

  Rachel Green : Nice? They were 'nice'? I mean, that - that's it? I mean, mittens are 'nice'.

• Rachel Green : [noticing Chandler staring at her chest]  Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?

  Chandler Bing : What?

  [looks up] 

  Chandler Bing : What?

  Rachel Green : Did you not get a good enough look the other day?

  Ross : Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee.

  Chandler Bing : You know, I don't see that happening?

  Rachel Green : Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.

  Chandler Bing : Well, I'm not showing you my 'tat'.