Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Boobies (1995)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Rachel Green : [caught bare-breasted by surprise]  You just barge in here, you don't knock?

  [holding robe in front of her decolletage] 

  Chandler Bing : Wait, wait!

  Rachel Green : No, you wait! This is ridiculous!

  Chandler Bing : Let me just say one thing...

  Rachel Green : What? What?

  Chandler Bing : That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nippular area.

  Rachel Green : Oh!

  [runs off] 

• Rachel Green : Fasten your seat belts, it's pee pee time.

• Rachel Green : Why can't parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?

• Rachel Green : [waitressing]  Okay! You guys want anything else?

  Chandler Bing : Oh, yes! Can I have one of those...

  Rachel Green : No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?

  Roger : Did I - Did I say something...

  Chandler Bing : Nah, she's still upset 'cause I saw her boobies.

  Ross : Huh, what? What did-? What were you doing seeing her boobies?

  Chandler Bing : It was an accident. It's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts.

  Rachel Green : Okay, okay, can we change the subject, please?

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, hello, these are not her 'boobies', these are her breasts.

  Rachel Green : Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

  Chandler Bing : You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.

  Rachel Green : Nice? They were 'nice'? I mean, that - that's it? I mean, mittens are 'nice'.

• Rachel Green : [outside bathroom]  Chandler Bing... It's time for me to see your thing!

• Rachel Green : [noticing Chandler staring at her chest]  Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?

  Chandler Bing : What?

  [looks up] 

  Chandler Bing : What?

  Rachel Green : Did you not get a good enough look the other day?

  Ross : Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee.

  Chandler Bing : You know, I don't see that happening?

  Rachel Green : Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.

  Chandler Bing : Well, I'm not showing you my 'tat'.

• Rachel Green : [ourside bathroom where she accidentally spied on Joey]  You were supposed to be in there so that I could see your thing!

  Chandler Bing : Sorry, my thing was in there with me.