Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Blackout (1994)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Chandler : On second thought, gum would be perfection.
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Chandler : Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
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Chandler : [muffled through tight lips on the phone] I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
Monica : I have no idea what you just said.
Chandler : Put Joey on the phone.
[muffled on the phone to Joey]
Chandler : I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
Joey : Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
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Jill Goodacre : Are you alright? My God, you're choking!
[Jill performs Heimlich Maneuver on Chandler]
Jill Goodacre : Better?
Chandler : Yes, thank you. That was... that was...
Jill Goodacre : Perfection?
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[last lines]
Chandler : [after Victoria's Secret model Jill had left the vestibule, pleads up at security camera:] Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457 and, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would *really* like a copy of the tape.
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Chandler : [thoughts heard] Oh, my God! It's her! It's that Victoria's Secret model! Something,,, something Goodacre.
Jill Goodacre : [talking on phone] Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
Chandler : [thoughts heard] Right, it's Jill. Oh, my God! I am trapped in a ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Is it a vestibule? Is it an ATM? Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
Jill Goodacre : [talking on phone] Yeah, fine, just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
Chandler : [thoughts heard] Jill says vestibule. I'm going with vestibule.
Jill Goodacre : [talking on phone] I'm fine. No, I'm not alone. I don't know, some guy.
Chandler : [thoughts heard] Some guy? Some guy! Hey, Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was *some* guy!
[swaggers closer, then realizes what he's doing, backs away]
