Friends (TV Series)
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend (1995)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross : How's Monica?
Phoebe : She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross : How's the hair?
Phoebe : I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross - it doesn't look good.
Joey : Can we see her?
Phoebe : No, your hair looks too good; I think it would only upset her.
Rachel : Oh.
Phoebe : Ross, you can go on in.
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Ross : [Rachel has just met Ross's Asian girlfriend] Rachel, this is Julie. I met her in China.
Ross : [notices Rachel has brought flowers] What are those?
Rachel : Oh, these?
Rachel : [begins speaking slowly and distinctly to Julie] These are for you! Welcome to our country.
Julie : [slowly and distinctly] Thank you; I'm from New York.
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Rachel : [sticking her head out of her bedroom] Uh... morning! Hey, you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Joey : [grabbing his pants] Oh, no no no no no! I'm not falling for that again!
Phoebe : What's going on?
Rachel : Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night...
Chandler : What stupid thing did you do?
Paolo : [coming out of Rachel's bedroom] Buon giorno, tutti!
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[end lines]
Julie : I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut.
Phoebe : Oh, yeah. Oh, I could do that.
Julie : Really?
Phoebe : Yeah. You wanna do it now?
Julie : Great!
Phoebe : Okay.
Julie : Okay.
[to Rachel]
Julie : See you.
Phoebe : [when Julie's out] Okay, I just wanna make really sure this time. Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel : No... No, no, no, no, no, no. That's Roddy McDowall. Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Phoebe : Oh! Yeah, okay.
Rachel : Yeah. Okay?
Phoebe : Thank you.
Rachel : You're welcome.
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Rachel : Oh. Ugh! Joey, when I saw him getting off that plane with her, I really thought I just hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.