- Janice Litman: [pointedly, after breaking up with Ross] Oh, hi. I guess that's two out of three... Joey.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Janice and I have a lot in common! We - we've both been divorced; we both have kids.
- Phoebe Buffay: So you're actually gonna see her again?
- Joey Tribbiani: Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head!
- Dr. Ross Geller: I *am* gonna see her again.
- Joey Tribbiani: Dammit, Phoebe!
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after becoming involved with Janice] Ok, look - I know what you guys are gonna say.
- Phoebe Buffay: You two would have very hairy children.