Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Morning After (1997)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Ross Geller : [fighting with Rachel, while everyone else is eavesdropping in Monica's Room] She was...
Joey Tribbiani : Awful!
Chandler Bing : Not good! Not good!
Joey Tribbiani : Nothing compared to you.
Ross Geller : Different.
Joey Tribbiani : No!
Chandler Bing : Uh oh.
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Ross Geller : [Rachel is ordering a pizza] No anchovies.
Rachel Green : Extra anchovies.
Ross Geller : That's okay, I'll just pick them off.
Rachel Green : And can you chop some up and like, mix them into the sauce?
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Isaac : We're the same, you and me.
Ross Geller : No, we're not.
Isaac : Yes, we are.
Ross Geller : No... we're not.
Isaac : Yes, we are.
Ross Geller : [angrily] No. We're not.
Isaac : [defensively] Okay, okay. We're not...
Ross Geller : Right.
Isaac : But we are.
Ross Geller : Fine. I just need to know that you're *not* gonna tell your sister.
Isaac : I can promise not to tell her *again.*
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Ross Geller : This can't be it.
Rachel Green : ...then how come it is?
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Ross Geller : All I can think about is what is she going to do, what is she going to say when I tell her what I did.
Chandler Bing : Before we answer that, I think we should address the more important issue: how dumb are you?
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Ross : I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
Rachel Green : We were on a break.
Ross : That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.
Rachel Green : You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Ross : I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.
Rachel Green : Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
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Ross Geller : What are you thinking?
Rachel Green : I'm thinking... I'm going to order a pizza.
Ross Geller : Order a pizza, like... I forgive you?