Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Morning After (1997)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
Quotes
-
Ross Geller : [fighting with Rachel, while everyone else is eavesdropping in Monica's Room] She was...
Joey Tribbiani : Awful!
Chandler Bing : Not good! Not good!
Joey Tribbiani : Nothing compared to you.
Ross Geller : Different.
Joey Tribbiani : No!
Chandler Bing : Uh oh.
-
Monica Geller : We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler Bing : *Off*?
-
Joey Tribbiani : You think I need a new walk?
Chandler Bing : What?
Joey Tribbiani : Well you know, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a take-notice walk.
Chandler Bing : Are you actually saying these words?
-
Ross Geller : All I can think about is what is she going to do, what is she going to say when I tell her what I did.
Chandler Bing : Before we answer that, I think we should address the more important issue: how dumb are you?
-
Chandler Bing : Look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what death beds are for.