Friends (TV Series)

The One Without the Ski Trip (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Joey Tribbiani : Anybody got a coat hanger?

  Chandler : Oh, I do!

  [sarcasm] 

  Chandler : Wait, no, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning.

  Monica Geller : So if your parents hadn't gotten divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person?

• Chandler : I can handle it. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually it's the middle part of my first name.

• Chandler : [Ross and Rachel have exploded at each other]  Hey everybody, guess what I am!

  [Starts dancing and jumping around] 

  Phoebe : Hey, hey, HEY! Look what you're doing to Chandler!

• Rachel Green : [after Chandler has thrown his cigarette butt on the ground]  Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there!

  Chandler : Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.

• Chandler : Oh, that's great, with my luck, that's gonna be him.

  Phoebe : Him? Him Ross?

  Chandler : No. Hymn 253, His Eyes Are on The Sparrow!

• Chandler : I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.

  Dr. Ross Geller : I know.