Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Got High (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Chandler : [comes home]  Hey.

  Monica : Hey. Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

  Chandler : Sidney Poitier?

  [laughs by himself] 

  Monica : [pause]  I miss Rachel...

• Chandler : Why wouldn't your parents be happy that we're living together?

  Monica : Well, um, because mainly, um, they don't like you. I'm sorry.

  Chandler : What? What? Why?

  Monica : Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you're really sarcastic, or that, you know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.

  Chandler : Is this why they don't like me or why you don't like me?

• Judy Geller : I think he's stoned again.

  Chandler , Monica : What?

  Ross : Dude, I need to talk to ya a sec.

  [Chandler and Ross go into Rachels former bedroom] 

  Ross : Okay, I think I know why my parents don't like you.

  Chandler : Yeah?

  Ross : Okay, we were in college. Spring break. Sophomore year. I got high and my parents came in and smellt it so I said you had smoked it and jumped out the window.

  Chandler : What?

  Ross : Oh come on man. How was I supposed to know we'd end up being friends after college? Let alone you living with my sister?

  Chandler : What about that whole friends forever stuff?

  Ross : I don't know I was all high.

  Monica : [Monica enters]  Mom and Dad just sent me in here to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned.

  Chandler : Ross smoked pot in college and he blamed it on me.

  Monica : Ross! I can't believe you'd do that.

  Chandler : The reason we haven't told them we're together is cause they hate me. So will you fix this please?

  Ross : Fine, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who was smoking the pot. Who should I say it was?

  Monica : You! Doesn't matter its not like you still do it.

  Ross : Okay, who should I say "tricked me" into doing it.

  Monica : No one. You go out there and you tell them exactly what happened.

  Ross : Really?

  Monica : Yes.

  Chandler : Anything else I should know?

  Ross : No. Wait ya. Uh, you melted a bunch of my Dad's records.

  Ross : [fake chuckle]  Why?

  Ross : Evidently you weren't good at handling your 'high.'

• Judy Geller : Chandler! You've been Ross' best friend all this years, stuck by and during the drug problems

  [Ross walks away, upset] 

  Judy Geller : And now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.

  Chandler : [Surprised and glad]  Thank you!

  Jack Geller : No, thank you. And Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you.

  [Ross and Monica are embarassed] 

  Chandler : I'll talk to them.

• Rachel : Monica said I could make dessert this year.

  Joey : Uh, you're gonna cook something?

  Rachel : Huh, yeah, I cook.

  Chandler : Offering people gum is not cooking.