Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Got High (1999)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Monica : And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Ross did!

  Ross : Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did!

  Monica : Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!

  Ross : Monica and Chandler are living together!

  Monica : Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced... again!

  Phoebe : I love Jacques Cousteau!

  Rachel : I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!

  Joey : I wanna go!

  Judy Geller : That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds!

• Phoebe : So, Rachel, this is a traditional English trifle?

  Rachel : Yes it is.

  Phoebe : So did you make it with beef or eggplant?

  Rachel : Beef.

  Phoebe : I can't have any. You know I don't eat meat. Awe.

  [Phoebe gets up and walks away smirking]