Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rosita Dies (2001)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Phoebe Buffay : I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
Earl : Not me.
Phoebe Buffay : May I ask why?
Earl : You wanna know why. You wanna know why?
Phoebe Buffay : I surely do!
Earl : Okay, I don't need any toner because I'm going to kill myself.
Phoebe Buffay : Um... is... is that because you're out of toner?
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Phoebe Buffay : I know about this stuff. My Mom killed herself.
Earl : Really?
Phoebe Buffay : Yes
Earl : How?
Phoebe Buffay : I'm not gonna give you tips.
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the Supervisor : They're always going to tell you they don't need toner, but that's OK, because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in the script. So, I think you're ready to sell toner. Do you have any last questions?
Phoebe Buffay : No... oh wait, yes I do. I do have one question. What is toner?