Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Nana Dies Twice (1994)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Rachel Green : [about Chandler being mistaken for being homosexual]  When I first met you, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be.

  Chandler Bing : You did?

  Rachel Green : Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured mabye not.

• Chandler Bing : [referring to Chandler being mistaken for being homosexual]  So what is it about me?

  Phoebe Buffay : I don't know. You're smart, you're funny...

  Chandler Bing : Ross is smart and funny, you ever think that about him?

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, right!

  Chandler Bing : What is it?

  Monica Geller : Okay, I don't know. You just... you have a quality.

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah. Exactly.

  Chandler Bing : Oh, good, "a quality," good. I was worried you guys were going to be *vague* about this.

• Joey Tribbiani : What are you staring at?

  Chandler : Oh nothing. It's just that your overcoat sounds strangely like Brent Musburger.

• Shelly : Question, you're not dating anybody are you? Because I met somebody who'd be perfect for you.

  Chandler Bing : You see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said codependent or self-destructive...

  Shelly : Do you want a date Saturday?

  Chandler Bing : Yes, please.

  Shelly : Okay. He is cute, he's funny...

  Chandler Bing : He's a he?

  Shelly : Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Quit, Shelly. Okay, I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay. Bye-bye.

• Chandler Bing : I just have to know what it is, okay? Is it my hair?

  Rachel Green : [annoyed]  Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah, you have homosexual hair.