Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (1994)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller
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Quotes
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[Rachel is supposed to be cutting up her credit cards]
Everybody : Cut, cut, cut, cut.
Rachel : [cuts a card] You know what? I think we can leave it at that. It was kind of a symbolic gesture...
Monica : Rachel, that was a library card.
[Everybody cheers her on, and she reluctantly cuts a credit card]
Chandler : You know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
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Phoebe : Ooh, ugh.
[as Ross sits down on the sofa, Pheobe begins "cleansing his aura"]
Ross : Oh, no, no. Stop cleansing my aura.
Phoebe : But...
[she continues to "cleanse his aura"]
Ross : No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe : Fine. Be murky.
Ross : I'll be fine, really, you guys. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica : No, you don't.
Ross : No, I don't! To hell with her! She left me!
Joey : You never knew she was a lesbian?
Ross : [stares at Joey] No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know?
Chandler : Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
[everyone stares at Chandler]
Chandler : Did I say that out loud?
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Monica : Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.